Imagine if Jesus Christ had a baby with a Jedi Knight. Now imagine that child had a baby with with the love-child of Satan and a rhino. You’re imagining me.
Location: Honolulu, HI
Threevue-specific responsibilities: Occasional “Fake Worlds, Real Money,” homo-erotic game reviews, video game commercial opinion giver.
Occupation: Student, waiter, budding/failing actor
Most significant gaming moment: I have a few. Finally beating the final Dr. Robotnik boss in Sonic 2 with my sister, getting Mario 3 for Christmas, and (sorry, Russ) finally beating Russ in Tiger Woods.
Hobbies outside of this site: Playing darts, watching most sports, drinking red wine and Negro Modelo, eating pizza, chicken wings, and burritos. And leading a healthy lifestyle.
What Russ has to say about Mark:
My first conversation with Mark was during a two-on-two basketball game in 2002, and we were on the same team. Throughout the entire game he called me by someone else’s name, a fact he denies to this day. The moral to this story? Mark shoots like a girl.
What Tyler has to say about Mark:
Mark is a sturdy member to have on any team, I know this from our time spent as co-presidents of our High School A/V Club and the short-lived Dodgeball League we ran. Also, I have pictures of him naked. Tons of them.
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