Well it may not be timely but here is the first Threecast of the new Millennium! Millennium are every 10, right?
I can’t honestly say what was talked about because I was gone for most of it (custody hearing). But the rest of the Threevue Staff and I hope that you enjoy it.
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So many funny subtitles, so little space to put them.
You know, there’s nothing like the holidays to get a person reminiscent for Yuletides past. Here’s to hoping everyone has the best Christmas ever.
But since it won’t be; what is your worst Christmas memory? Also – subtitle that image for me will ya?
Geekologie found this Craigslist ad asking for someone to come over and give this guy a HJ while wearing a Power Glove (it’s so bad). I’m thinking that if you pop in Punch Out at the same time you could probably beat Mike Tyson in one round.
Blah blah blah… video games.
This week is all about God of War Collection, Assassin’s Creed II, Moon, Triangle, and The Astonishing X-Men.
Musical Guest: Pavement
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I just played the demo for Dante’s Inferno and WHOA! That’s all I’m going to say. I thought I couldn’t be more stunned until I read this memo I found while hacking the Gibson of EA’s main servers with a firewall script I got off Acid Burn.
This actually explains a lot:
saw it on Joystiq
Spoilers – of the two endings to SWTFU (That acronym always makes me think: ShWut The Fuck Up) you either
A) Turn on the Emperor who then pimp-slaps you in to being a half man / half machine servant (Vader Light, I call it).
OR
B) You die defending your friends so that they may go on to form the beginnings of the Rebel Alliance.
The thing is – In option A, you kill Vader. Sooo, if there’s a sequel, that means there’s no Vader in the Star Wars Universe… But in option B… you’re dead.
Am I missing something here?
And don’t tell me they could just Bacta him from the brink of death OR that they cloned him on Byss like they did Palpatine in Dark Empire. I’m not 12 anymore and this shit doesn’t cut it!
PS – Oooh, look. It’s not just a Rancor…. it’s a BIGGER rancor-like thing! Original!… /sarcasm
PPS – OF COURSE I’LL PLAY IT
I honestly didn’t think it could get any better than the Left 4 Dead/Team Fortress mobiles made by the one and only SaltyandSweet over on Etsy. Apparently the lady at the laundro-mat was right because I’m a moron.
The two latest mobiles are gorgeous representations of Shadow of the Colossus and Bioshock. Both runs, along with the rest of her awesome catalog are available on her site. Maybe you thought the L4D mobiles were a little too… pants shitting… to hang over your baby’s crib. If that’s the case then you should totally pick up on of the SoC ones, because rockets and farm animals are sooo last year.
I was going to write something funny about how the podcast is late because I’ve been playing Assassin’s Creed Duo and speaking exclusively with-a an Italian aaaccent! *pinches thumbs and forefingers together and shakes hands in front of chest*
But then I remembered what I wrote in last week’s podcast notes.
This week is all about Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (surprised?), New Super Mario Bros Wii, Battlefield 1943, Assassin’s Creed II, Beatles: Rock Band, Monster Camp, Funny People, and Transmetropolitan.
Musical Guest: Murder By Death
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That stuff on the board really means something, trust me. I'm a blogger.
With PhDs in Mathematics, Philosophy, Chemistry and Computer Science, Futurama had one of the nerdiest writer’s rooms in television, and also the funniest. How awesome is that? I found a lecture given by Ken Keeler, David X. Cohen and Jeff Westbrook and it’s very cool. Click. Allow me to synthesize the information for you, humans.
This is such an inside joke it only makes Stephen Hawkins shoot milk out of his nose. His crippled, crippled nose.
Zuh?
We needed a name for a movie theater and I came up with the ℵ0-plex. Which was a straightforward enough joke, but then we spent awhile composing a speech where Bender used a diagonalization argument to prove that even with a countably infinite number of screens, the ℵ0-plex still wouldn’t be big enough to show every Rocky movie ever made, or something like that. But we just couldn’t make it short enough to keep in the script.
So smart.
I hope you all cleared your schedules for the week, because this podcast clocks in at just a shade under six hours, folks. Wait, did I say six? I meant two. Now that we’ve cleared that up, grandma dishwasher gatorade duct tape. No one ever reads this.
This week is all about Assassin’s Creed II, Star Trek, Left 4 Dead 2, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, and our much-disputed Top 25 Games of this Generation list.
Musical Guest: Sigur Rós
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It is now a well established fact, accepted the world over, that Captain John Price is the baddest motherfucker that ever was.
That being said, I have a hard time even looking at the above picture of some girl dressed up as England’s greatest hero without puking all over my laptop in disgust. How dare anyone attempt to copy the swagger of C.J.P.?
I don’t even think I need to fully critique (Price invented the word critique, btw. Look it up.) this attempt so I’ll just put up this picture of Captain Price eating the Kremlin.
What do you folks think?
*prix means Price in French.
Last podcast before Thanksgiving, people. We here at Threevue would be honored if you would think of our podcast when you fade in to a food coma this holiday. Just plug those earbuds in to block out the violent arguing of your family as you slip in to the blissful slumber oblivion… What, is that just my house?
This week is all about Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 2, Assassin’s Creed 2, God of War Collection, The Prisoner, Dolphin Olympics 2, and Steamy games.
Musical Guest: Grandaddy
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Look, everyone, if you’re sick and tired of hearing about Modern Warfare 2 you’re going to want to skip this weeks show. MW2 is literally the only game we talk about for the whole thing. If, on the other hand, you want to hear some inside baseball about the game then you’re in luck because we’ve got praise, gripes and questions. As always, questions and comments are welcome.
This week’s show is all about Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, dummy!
Musical Guest: Onelinedrawing
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This week’s show is bloody ace, mates. No bludgering today, we’re all busy as cats burying piss! Giang lobbes in to yabber bout Mad Men (London to a brick, best show on AMC). Mark spits the dummy about everyone’s Modern Warfare 2 earbashing while Russ gives it a burl talking the fair dinkum about lala.com. Tyler takes a squizz at Batman: Arkahm Asylum and winges on about Battlestar Galactica. Whacka!
Now lets get a gut-full of piss, crack a tinny of throw down and skull a slab of the amber fluid, eh mate!
Musical Guest: Guided by Voices
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