It is now a well established fact, accepted the world over, that Captain John Price is the baddest motherfucker that ever was.
- I heard that Genghis Khan used to wake up from nightmares in a cold sweat shouting, “NO PRICE, NO!”.
- I heard the French market chain “Monoprix*” was named after Price gave every woman in Paris mono from a month-long makeout sesh.
- I heard the original monologue for the MW1 teaser was “50,000 people used to live here… then Price showed up.”
- I heard Vincent Price was going to turn down doing the voiceover for Michael Jackson’s Thriller until he got a call from Captain Price telling him “Dewwit. Wot koind ofeh moppet ah yough?”
- I heard that Price wasn’t in the gulag with the Sptetsnaz…. the Spetsnaz were in the gulag with Price.
That being said, I have a hard time even looking at the above picture of some girl dressed up as England’s greatest hero without puking all over my laptop in disgust. How dare anyone attempt to copy the swagger of C.J.P.?
I don’t even think I need to fully critique (Price invented the word critique, btw. Look it up.) this attempt so I’ll just put up this picture of Captain Price eating the Kremlin.
What do you folks think?
*prix means Price in French.
Russ Crandall:
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Giang Cao:
Too right, mate.
Interesting fun fact about Monoprix. I learn so much from threevue. Monoprix happens to be my favorite french market as it’s similar to Target.
The picture of Captain Price eating the Kremlin is amazing.
I’m confused. They ride bicycles inside markets in France?