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Name: Mazlow the Faker
Occupation: Faking Other People’s Occupations
Realm: Ardsayan

It’s been over six months since we’ve seen any activity on the MatchMaker: Love at First LARP front, and for good reason. Number one, I ran out of pictures. Number B, I did such a good job hooking up my LARPing brethren that there just wasn’t any single folks out in the realms any more. Well, spring is in the air, and just like in Bambi, people want to hump again – even nerds. But I’m still having a problem finding good LARP girl pictures, so I will loosen my self-imposed rules and start to use pictures of girls outside of the realm of LARPing. Lord knows, there’s no shortage of LARP guy pictures on the webs. Let’s get to it!

Mazlow the Faker (pictured on the left) has been going through a bit of an identity crisis. He is never happy with who he is, and therefore he tends to pretend to be the people he’s nearest to. You can see him here trying to shadow his good friend Goel as he spends the afternoon hunting some Gelflings in some soft and squishy Saucony trainers. This dude needs a woman, and bad. Someone to whip him into shape, and to make him happy with himself. I think I have the perfect match…

Name: Zeyrrtas
Occupation: Bodybuilder
Realm: Stughage

Don’t let the veins scare you, Zeyrrtas is quite the sweetheart. Not only that, she is a great trainer (trained by the best, Lord Volkaal, the great dark wizard) and will help Mazlow get into shape and get a body he can be proud of. As for his facepaint, it looks like maybe she could use a bit from his stash.