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Name: Oldine (”Fingers McGee”)
Occupation: Rabbit Warrior
Realm: Itusk

Oldine looks like your ordinary rabbit warrior (if there ever was such a thing, but that’s a topic for an entirely different conversation), but his freakishly long fingers make him the laughing stock of his people. Poor guy gets called “Fingers McGee” behind his back all the time.

Hey, did you see Fingers McGee the other day? Sorry sap tried to buy and eat a hot dog – he ended up biting really hard on one of his fingers, and he ran home yowling in pain!!

And we all know what happens when somebody has no friends and locks themselves in their room cursing bejeezus for giving them mutated appendages – they develop weird fetishes. And what Mr. McGee Oldine really wants is a girl with ridiculously long fingers, a dragon’s head and a predilection for leg warmers.

Not a tall order, if you ask me.

Name: Pol’eme
Occupation: Dragon Warrior
Realm: Itusk

Lucky for Oldine, there happens to be such a girl. Also teased for her fingers, she was delighted to meet Oldine when I brought the subject up. They’ve been going steady for a few months now, and Oldine happily reported that they’ve reached second base – guess those long fingers actually did some good for once (eeeeew! gross!).