Lots of people don’t know this, but dogs are LARPers, too. And sometimes, they need loving just as much as we do. Unless they’re spayed/neutered. Damn you, Bob Barker. (Note to self: Remember to take that line out whenever Mr. Barker kicks the bucket.)
Name: Chompers
Occupation: Dog
Realm: Keltor
Chompers is actually a pug/spider mix. Don’t ask. Anyway, he’s had a hard time finding dates because of all his extra appendages, but the ladies seem to be forgetting something – having a ton of legs in bed can get very interesting.
Name: Yodette
Occupation: Dog
Realm: Keltor
Yodette trained under Yoda a long, long time ago in the Degoba System (which also happens to be in a galaxy far, far away). She actually had a bit of a crush on him, and after she heard about his passing, she donned a Yoda suit and hasn’t taken it off since. She too has had a hard time with the opposite sex, because for some reason dogs don’t think Yodaspeak is very cool.
Luckily, Chompers kind of digs it. I mean, “digs it he kind of does.”
Sweet! I actually did laugh out loud at both of these LAFL’s this week. Nice work.