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Name: Ageran
Occupation: Studio Drummer
Realm: Inausk

Ageran, professional drummer known all throughout Inausk for his use of unconventionally-huge drumsticks (pictured above), has a hard time finding work. Problem is, he has two strikes against him:

1. He’s Middle-Eastern. What, you thought that super-anti-terrorism and xenophobia were only in America? Sheesh, Americans are so self-indulgent!

2. He looks like a tiger, and as we all know, tigers are the most badass of the big cats. People are scared he’s going to gut them the moment he starts to feel a little peckish.

And women-folk? Don’t even ask. He hasn’t been on a date since September 11th.

Name: Delight
Occupation: Woodland Fairy
Realm: Inausk

Delight is so sunny and cheerful that she refuses to believe that there is anything bad in the world at all. For instance, she doesn’t even know what a terrorist is, and she thinks 9-11 is a cool date because it reminds her of those neat ambulance things that make music when they drive by. She thinks Ageran’s scary tiger face is “sweet”, because “he looks like a big kitty.” Her words, not mine. She also digs the cute little “raggedy-waggedy” on top of his head.

I can’t tell if she’s floating or standing in this picture, but it makes no difference; they’re both as happy as can be and soon they’ll be pumping out little fairy/tiger/terrorist drummers in no time.