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Name: Tinen
Occupation: Crowned Prince
Realm: Yeraban

Tinen, heir to the Yeraban throne, is one self-centered bastard. He feels that making a grand entrance is sooo important that he actually has two fire-breathers follow him around and breathe fire every time he enters a new room. Yes, you read right - every new room. That may sound ridiculous now, but imagine when he wants to go to the royal bathroom to take a royal dump, and he’s got fire-breathers all over him!

But this fire-breathing has caused a bit of discomfort for “poor” Tinen. It gets HOT standing under fire all the time. What he needs is someone to cool him off.

Name: Dandra
Occupation: Ice Princess
Realm: Endsath

Dandra is an ice princess, both physically and emotionally. Her body temperature is a cool 38 degrees (Fahrenheit), and she also doesn’t give a shit about anything. These two things are like chocolate cake and pickles to a pregnant woman for our hero Tinen; she can keep him physically cool, and her apathy towards whatever he does makes him want to do even more eccentric things. It drives him crazy, but isn’t that what love is supposed to do?

By the way, look at the idiot smoking a pipe behind her.