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Name: Beyt
Occupation: Fighter
Realm: Lonab

Beyt has a nasty habit of killing every man he sees in sight. Raised in the realm of Lonab (which we all know to be populated by only women), he never met a man until he was old enough to wield his trusty duct-tape axe. By the way, you think that being raised by women would have made him a bit better at sewing his own clothes.

I’m dead serious, he kills every man he sees. Just look at the picture - he’s resting his axe on a corpse from just a few second beforehand. And he’s a great warrior, although his only weak spot are his eyes, which he keeps shielded by sacred glasses of protection. His killing has gotten out of hand, and he was recently expelled from Radlor University and forced back home to Lonab.

Name: Mieph
Occupation: Everlasting Student
Realm: Lonab

Mieph is a 600-year wood elf who made quite the name for herself in college (Radlor U, same as Beyt), in a floozy kind of way, if you know what I mean. Don’t know what I mean? Let’s just say they called her “Mieph the Mattress” in school. You picking up what I am dropping? If you still aren’t - she was a slut. There, I said it. Don’t believe me? Look at the piece of rope tied around her waist. It’s a magic rope she made; one little tug and she’s instantly naked.

She spent so much time skipping class and entertaining the gentlemen behind the bleachers that it took her 400 years to graduate. Which also means that she took just about every class you can ever think of. Recently, she’s grown out of her promiscuity and is looking to settle down. Not due to morality or anything, but because of increasing gas prices. It’s expensive to drive to a whole different realm just for some action!

Unfortunately, Beyt is the only man in Lonab, so her options are a bit limited. Beyt is all for it, because he’s getting a girl that took every class he ever wanted to take, so he’s pretty much getting a free lifetime tutor.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave!