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Name: Lunyson the Leaper
Occupation: Fighter, Bard
Realm: Workely

Oh, Fuck. Lunyson the Leaper, the best singer in all of Workely, spent years saving up all his gold for some new armor. Do you even realize how many goddamn slimes he had to kill in order to get enough gold to pay for it? I won’t even talk about the time he tried to find goldman and instead met up with a gang of wyverns.

So he goes to the local shop, buys his new armor, and takes it home to get suited up. He’ll show those wyverns. Yes sir. And then he looks down. Doh! There is a friggn’ four-foot gaping hole in his armor! How the hell is this going to save him at all?

What Lunyson needs is a short companion. Someone to…mind his gap.

Name: Raly
Occupation: Half-Elf
Realm: Workely

Raly’s up to the task. Being a half-elf, she’s lived almost 500 years, and since she’s a hottie, she’s had a good 500 years of men drooling over her. You wanna know how many times her ass has been pinched by some random stranger as she walks by? 24,342 times, as of yesterday. She wants someone big and intimidating, but still sensitive enough to sing her to sleep every night. And she’s pretty handy with a sword so she’ll cover Lunyson’s torso section, no problem.

Both parties are making out like bandits - Raly gets ass-pinch protection and some singing action, while Lunyson will have his belly guarded and gets to bed down with a porn star (literally - I got her picture from a WoW-themed porn site…it was just for research!!).