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Name: Zyrik the Black
Occupation: Night Elf, Mailman
Realm: Warin

Zyrik the Black, Mailman of Warin, is the only night elf I know of that is afraid of the dark. The poor guy has been deathly afraid of all things unlit since he was but a wee elfling. Unfortunately, night elves are hardwired to be nocturnal, and Zyrik is forced to drink about a dozen energy drinks a day:

Because of the fact that he chose to stay awake during the day while his people slept, Zyrik was eventually taken in by a nice human family and raised as one of their own. An unfortunate (but predictable) result of this upraising is Zyrik’s preference of human women as potential companions. Problem is, chicks don’t usually dig night elves.

Name: Ves’tas the Fair
Occupation: Warrior
Realm: Urroner

Ves’tas the Fair, of the neighboring realm Urroner, will take you out in like two seconds. Her sword, although appearing to be wobbly, bent, and made of plastic, will actually slice through the toughest of armor. She’s made quite the name for herself in Urroner, so much so that all the guys want nothing to do with her. I mean, would you want to go out with someone who is reputed to have castrated and beheaded 30 men in one battle (in that order)? Methinks not.

They seem to be a pretty good match - Ves’tas wants someone who’s not afraid of her, and poor Zyrik has never even heard of her barbarous exploits since he lives in another realm. Hopefully, being in love may soothe her need for castrations/decapitations.

Also, Zyrik digs redheads.