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Name: Bliptor the Terrible
Occupation: Banished Ranger
Realm: Fafnir

Lordy, what do we have here? Many years ago Bliptor the Terrible received his surname after a battle with Palidin of Tyr, Demonbane of Chahur. As Bliptor dealt him his final blow, Palidin cast one last spell his way, the dreaded spell of mustache permanence. Since then, Bliptor has been heavily-mustached with no relief in sight - it’s The Peanut Butter Solution all over again. All that remains of that battle is Palidin’s one rogue tooth, which dangles from Bliptor’s neck as testament to that day.

Recently banished from his home realm of Chahur on the Shaliel Coast, he sought refuge in Fafnir. His banishment was the result of a nasty habit of his, where he pumps other characters for details about their exploits then goes around claiming that he himself did these things. You see, Bliptor was only 12 when he fought Palidin, and has been deathly afraid of battle since then. Can you imagine if someone cast a spell of long eyebrows on him? He’d never leave the house.

Unfortunately for him his new home of Fafnir has been recently declared “smoke free” (as you can see in the picture above), which is an added stress on poor Blipty.

What Bliptor needs in this new and strange land is a lady-friend. Not just any anyone - he needs someone that is understanding, optimistic, mustache-friendly, and doesn’t mind a closet smoker. Oh, and being blind as a bat wouldn’t hurt.

Name: Bayling the Blind
Occupation: Serving Wench
Realm: Fafnir

Blinded at the age of 6 from a freak Minotaur escape incident, Bayling has got to be the worst serving wench in Fafnir. Lucky for her, what she lacks in coordination is made up for in seamstry; she made that robe herself!!

And lucky for Bliptor, she won’t mind his smoking at all - her favorite hound was set on fire when she was younger, and her fond memories of the beast are invoked at the slightest smell of smoke. Let’s hope their new home in Fafnir, with its constant waft of not-so-cleverly-hidden pipe smoke, is a happy one.