03
Jun
08

Video Game? More Like Video Life.

I live on the 32nd/top floor of my apartment building which allows me to do two things:

First, I get to act all cocky when there are other people on the elevator because I always trump them. Especially when I get on and there is already somebody traveling to the 31st floor, I like to stare them down while I slowly push the button right above theirs. I know they hate that.

Second, I like to pretend that I’m Commander Shepard on the Normandy, and this elevator ride is really just a load screen to the next part of my life. This works best when there are two other people and I can stand in front of them facing the door and pretend that one is a Krogan, one a Turian, and that the radio is us telling news of something I did/caused earlier in the day.


5 Responses to “Video Game? More Like Video Life.”


  1. 1 Russ Crandall June 3, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    lol, pwned

  2. 2 Vermicious Knid June 3, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    That photoshop job is delicious.

  3. 3 Mark Hill June 4, 2008 at 12:48 am

    Thanks, verm. I’m pretty proud of it.

  4. 4 Tyler Miller June 4, 2008 at 6:02 am

    Next time you should use the ’square marquee tool’ to select your face, then ‘free transform’(with proportion link of course) to size it so it fits the other heads.

    That’s what I did for the one where I put your head on a certain Myth Buster.

  5. 5 Mark Hill June 4, 2008 at 8:15 am

    That’s exactly what I did. I like having a larger head.

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