Sick of hearing about my broken Xbox 360? I’m sick of writing about it.
I dropped off my postage-paid Xbox box to UPS on Saturday morning, and it took two seconds. I was feeling pretty good, like I was doing something, that my hand in its own little way was forming the universe and aligning all those things that need alignment. This morning I went on xbox.com to see what my repair status was.
Staring back at me was a big, fat, “we totally haven’t received your Xbox yet, dude.”
Those Microsoft bastards!! So busy with their GTAIVs that they let their customer service go to shit. They can’t even scan in one damn broken Xbox! Don’t they know that I’ve been forced to play my Wii for the past week out of sheer desperation (although Mario Kart is still fun)?? Just to rub it in, I went to UPS and plugged in my new tracking number that those super-friendly and efficient men in brown gave to me…
Those UPS bastards!! They didn’t even scan my Xbox box out of their Honolulu system until yesterday! That means they sat on it for three consecutive days without doing anything. It’s now in Ontario, California and is expected to reach Microsoft on Friday.
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